Life can be serious – here’s some doggy fun 🙂
So you want a German Shepherd?
Things GSD owners and breeders don’t tell you before you buy!
Never be alone again!
They follow you everywhere, and we mean everywhere. Being such loyal and dedicated animals means you’ll never take a bath or be in the bathroom on your own again! And don’t be surprised when their head appears around the shower curtain…..
Who’s in my bed?
Your bed is their bed, and actually so is your chair, sofa….. in fact anything you sit on is theirs too.
Do you …
You better buy a good vacuum cleaner. Didn’t you know they are also called German Shredders!
I see you…
Every feel you’re being watched?? You bet are. Those beautiful eyes follow you everywhere! Even when you think they’re asleep.
Ditch the gym membership!
A tired German Shepherd is a good German Shepherd – yep that means lots of exercise! You won’t need that gym membership anymore… walking, walking, walking….
A live water bottle
How to keep warm
It’s doubtful you’ll ever have cold feet, they make super feet warmers as the lie as close to you as possible. Or more likely across the sofa, or sprawled across the bed 🙂
Latest news and articles:
Doggy Texting – if dogs could text….
OMD – Oh My Dog!
TTTP – Talk To The Paw
ROFB – Rowl On Floor Barking
AAB – Alive And Barking
SMB – Smell My Butt
BOL – Bark Out Loud
HAW – Humans Are Watching
BYOB – Bring Your Own Bone
OMDB – Over My Dead Bone
TDTM – Talk Doggy To Me
PAW – Puppies Are Watching
WTTB – Want To Trade Bones?
Doggy Dad Jokes – yes they’re bad!
Q. What do you call a German Shepherd in a U-boat?
A. A sub woofer
My dad grew up herding sheep in Germany
He was a German Shepherd.
A German Shepherd went to a Western Union telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You could send another “Woof” for the same price.” “But,” the dog replied, “That would make no sense at all.”