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So you want a German Shepherd?

Things GSD owners and breeders don’t tell you before you buy!

feeling lonely?

Never be alone again!

They follow you everywhere, and we mean everywhere.  Being such loyal and dedicated animals means you’ll never take a bath or be in the bathroom on your own again! And don’t be surprised when their head appears around the shower curtain…..

Sleeping

Who’s in my bed?

Your bed is their bed, and actually so is your chair, sofa….. in fact anything you sit on is theirs too.

cool bed for german shepherd
Do you …

….love hoovering

You better buy a good vacuum cleaner.  Didn’t you know they are also called German Shredders!

I see you…

Watching me

Every feel you’re being watched??   You bet are.  Those beautiful eyes follow you everywhere!  Even when you think they’re asleep.

Love exercise?

Ditch the gym membership!

A tired German Shepherd is a good German Shepherd – yep that means lots of exercise!  You won’t need that gym membership anymore… walking, walking, walking….

A live water bottle

How to keep warm

It’s doubtful you’ll ever have cold feet, they make super feet warmers as the lie as close to you as possible.  Or more likely across the sofa, or sprawled across the bed 🙂

Latest news and articles:

Doggy Texting – if dogs could text….

OMD – Oh My Dog!

TTTP – Talk To The Paw

ROFB – Rowl On Floor Barking

AAB – Alive And Barking

 

 

SMB – Smell My Butt

BOL – Bark Out Loud

HAW – Humans Are Watching

BYOB – Bring Your Own Bone

OMDB – Over My Dead Bone

TDTM – Talk Doggy To Me

PAW – Puppies Are Watching

WTTB – Want To Trade Bones?

Doggy Dad Jokes – yes they’re bad!

Christmas for german shepherds

Q. What do you call a German Shepherd in a U-boat?

A. A sub woofer

My dad grew up herding sheep in Germany

He was a German Shepherd.

A German Shepherd went to a Western Union telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You could send another “Woof” for the same price.”  “But,” the dog replied, “That would make no sense at all.”